243+ Happy Birthday Hubby Funny Wishes, Messages, Quotes

"Wishing a very Happy Birthday to the love of my life! You may be getting older, but you're still as immature as ever...and I wouldn't have it any other way!"

"Happy Birthday, hubby! Thank you for being the perfect blend of sexy and silly. Here's to another year of keeping me entertained!"

"Happy Birthday, darling husband! You're not just a year older today, you're also a year wiser...or so I'd like to believe. Here's to pretending we have it all figured out!"

"Cheers to the man who knows all my flaws and loves me anyway! Happy Birthday, hubby! Let's make today as unforgettable as our wedding day!"

"To the man who still manages to look handsome even with morning hair and mismatched socks - Happy Birthday, hubby! You're a true fashion icon!"

"Happy Birthday to the man who stole my heart and my last name! Let's celebrate like it's our honeymoon...minus the awkward tan lines!"

"Congratulations on surviving another year with me as your wife! Here's to many more years of questionable decisions and endless love. Happy Birthday!"

"Happy Birthday, my dear husband! May your day be filled with laughter, love, and a little less nagging from your wonderful wife."

"Cheers to another year of putting up with me, dear hubby! You deserve a medal...or at least a slice of cake!"

"Happy Birthday to the man who still looks hotter than the candles on his cake! Love you, hubby!"

“Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.” —Tom Wilson

“As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.” —Sir Norman Wisdom

“The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.” —Oscar Wilde

“I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don’t have to respect anybody.” —George Burns

“I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do." ―Phyllis Diller

“The older you get the better you get. Unless you are a banana." ―Betty White

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." ―Lucille Ball

“Eventually you reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it." ―Will Rogers

“Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning." ―Bob Hope

“You’re only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.” —Ogden Nash

“It’s a national holiday! Happy birthday to my amazing husband.”

“I love you almost as much as the cake! Happy birthday, my dear.”

“No need for b-day candles you’ve already set my heart on fire.”

“Don’t worry about your age, you get a new one every year. Love you, babe!”

“Time to celebrate the only other birthday as important as mine.”

“Happy birthday to my favorite human pillow!”

“Whoever said you can’t teach an old dog new tricks never met you. HBD, honey!”

“We’re both getting old, but who’s counting? Happy birthday, love!”

“Another year older, but definitely not any wiser. Happy birthday!”

“Happy birthday to an oldie, but goodie!”

“We’re the perfect blend I love you a latte. ☕ Happy birthday, sweetheart!”

“You’re the loaf of my life, and we’re butter together. 🍞 Happy birthday!”

“If you were a Sharpie, you’d be “super fine.” Happy birthday, my love!”

“How do 2 pickles celebrate their years together? They relish each other. 🥒 Happy birthday!”

“You’re the apple of my pie. Happy birthday! 🥧”

“You must be glue because I’m sticking with you. Happy birthday, babe!”

“I know this is cheesy, but I always melt around you! 🧀 Happy birthday to my feta half.”

“Happy birthday to the peanut butter to my jelly. I’m completely nuts about you. 🥜”

“Happy birthday to my otter half.”

“How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you don’t look any older? Happy birthday, baby.”

“I know it’s your birthday, but I still think you should be placed under arrest for stealing my heart. 😉 Happy birthday, my love!”

“You can blow out your candles, but nothing can ever extinguish the sparks between us. I love you, my dear!”

“I’m a thief, but I’m not here to steal your presents I’m here for your heart only. Happy birthday, honey!”

“I wanted to give you all my love for your birthday, but I couldn’t find a big enough box. Happy birthday, sweetheart.”

“Just two words: ‘Happy birthday.’ Actually, I have three more: ‘I love you.”

“You are gorgeous, but you look even better in your birthday suit. 😉 Happy birthday, darling!”

“I think there’s something wrong with my eyes I just can’t take them off the birthday boy. Happy birthday, sweetheart!”

“You suck at aging! Can you at least try to look older? Happy birthday, Handsome!”

“Sorry, honey, I can’t help you blow out your candles today you’ve taken all my breath away! Happy birthday.”

“I hope you have a birthday as unforgettable as you are.”

“Let’s have so much fun, you’ll think it’s my birthday and buy me drinks all night. Happy birthday!”

“Your birthday is the best excuse to party on a weekday! Happy birthday, my love!”

“Birthday candles aren’t the only thing getting lit this weekend. Happy birthday, honey!”

“Here’s to another year of questionable decisions! Happy birthday, hubbie!”

“On your birthday, you can eat all the cake you want… as long as you share it with me! I love you, baby!”

“It's time to get this party started! But seriously, let's go we both know you can't stay up past 10 p.m.”

“Don’t worry about your age… alcohol can make it all better! Happy birthday, my love.”

“Wishing you the most mild of hangovers tomorrow morning!”

“Happy birthday, darling! You’re the love of my life, the apple of my eye, and the pain in my neck but I wouldn’t have it any other way.”

“Happy birthday to the best husband ever (except when you’re really annoying)!”

“To the person I love the most, even when I’m hangry. Happy birthday, lover!”

“Happy birthday to the man who makes my heart skip a beat, but forgets where he put his car keys. Love you!”

“For your birthday this year, I promise to go one night without putting my icy cold feet on you while we're cuddling.”

“Happy birthday from the person who tolerates your snoring and loves you anyway.”

“You already have me, what else could you wish for? Happy birthday, sweetie.”

“Happy birthday from the best decision you ever made.”

“I’m happy to make today all about you (as long as we both know the other 364 days are all about me). Happy birthday, babe!”

“Don’t worry about paying rent this year! You can live inside my heart for free. Happy birthday, freeloader.”

“Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I realize I put up with you, so we’re even!”

“I think me being your spouse is enough of a gift. You’re welcome.”

“Happy birthday! I hope you don’t mind, but I re-wrapped the gift you gave me last year. You’re going to love it!”

“I searched and searched for the perfect birthday gift then remembered you already have me.”

“You’re by far my favorite husband no one else comes close! Happy birthday!”

“You have got a birthday wish from someone as special as me, what more can you ask for? Happy birthday!”

“Smart, good-looking, and funny… but enough about me. Happy birthday!”

“Happy birthday to my love. I’m so thankful to have someone to annoy for the rest of your life!”

“I love you more than coffee and chocolate… which is a lot. Happy birthday!”

“Happy birthday to my incredible husband. Here’s to another year of us laughing at our own jokes, dealing with stupid people, and keeping each other sane.”

“Happy birthday to the only person I would bring with me during a zombie apocalypse.”

“I feel like I can be completely myself around you (sorry about that). Happy birthday!”

“Happy birthday to my best friend and my favorite foot warmer my handsome, amazing husband!”

“Happy birthday to the only person I'll share my fries with. I love you, baby.”

“I’m looking forward to growing old with you oh, wait! We’re already there! Happy birthday.”

“Wishing a fantastic birthday to my love! No one else would take you, so I guess we should plan on spending our lives together!”

“It’s rude that you’re younger than me, but okay. Happy birthday, hubbie!”

“We’re a match made in heaven, and we’ll only get crazier with time. Happy birthday, babe!”

“Another year until we’re terrorizing the nursing home together! Happy birthday, sweetheart.”

“Congrats on making it another year without killing me in my sleep. Happy birthday, my love!”

“It's amazing how long we've put up with each other. Happy birthday, honey!”

“I’m so glad we’re going to grow old together and that you have a head start. Happy birthday.”

“How many birthdays have we spent together now? I guess it’s official you’re stuck with me.”

“Lucky for you, I love older men. Happy birthday, love.”

“It's okay to light the candles on your birthday cake I've already alerted the fire department. Happy birthday, darling!”

“Don't forget to wear your sunglasses when they light the candles! Happy birthday, dear.”

“Please stop aging so gracefully. It’s getting kind of boring and predictable. Happy birthday!”

“You're so old, you still remember when Netflix sent DVDs. Happy birthday, love!”

“I think you're supposed to get wiser with age? But that's okay, there's always next year! Happy birthday.”

“You can cross “dying young” off your list of stuff to worry about. Happy birthday, honey!”

“Happy birthday to a man who really is younger than he looks!”

“Someday, you will tell me how you survived the dinosaurs! Happy birthday, my love!”

“Happy birthday! Focus more on the wonderful memories and less on your gray hair!”

“Age is just another high score. Happy birthday!”

Everything in this world has a limit, but my love for you is limitless... most of the time. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to the luckiest man/woman in the world. Getting a man/woman like me is winning the lottery!

Happy birthday to my favorite human pillow! Thanks.

Happy birthday to someone who's aging like a fine cheese, getting stinkier and more delicious with each passing year!

Happy birthday! You know you're getting old when you can't remember how old you are. So, how old are you again?

Happy birthday! You're like a fine wine getting older only makes you more valuable and smell a little funky!

Happy anniversary of being Bourne. I still maintain that was Matt Damon, but I'm happy if you're happy.

Happy birthday from the one who endures your farts and loves you all the same.

Happy birthday to one of the only people I can actually tolerate on a daily basis! Well, most days.

Cheers to the one who still makes my heart skip a beat and not just because I almost forgot it was your birthday again!

Happy birthday, darling! Remember, you're not getting older; you're just leveling up in the game of life. And as your devoted player two, I'm here for all the co-op adventures ahead!

Congratulations on surviving another year of my snoring. I know it's a tough job, but someone has to do it. Happy birthday, my sleep-deprived soulmate!

Happy birthday, hubby! They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. I'm not sure if that's true, but I did get you a cake just in case.

Happy birthday to someone who is not only a year older but also a year closer to qualifying for the senior discount. Enjoy the perks, ancient one!

They say the older you get, the wiser you become. So, at your age, you must be the wisest person I know... or at least the one with the most birthdays.

Congratulations on reaching an age where your back goes out more than you do! Happy birthday, and may your joints be as flexible as your sense of humor.

Last year your birthday cake looked like a prairie fire! Keep adding those candles!

Whoever said you can't teach an old dog new tricks never met you.

Have a drink for me on your birthday! Or two...or four!

We're both getting old, but who's counting? Happy birthday!

Happy birthday and keep up the good work getting older!

Happy National [Name] Day!

Have you heard? In banana years, you're ripe enough for bread!

Congratulations on the level-up!

Happy Womb Emigration Day.

Celebrate your birthday like a cat: by turning up the mewsic.

Birthdays are like vacations: infrequent and fleeting.

Let them eat cake. And by them, I mean you!

Like an iPhone, you upgrade each year!

What goes up but never comes down? Your age.

You aren’t old, you’re a classic!

Birthdays are like golfing it's a lot more fun if you don’t keep count!

It’s better to be over the hill than buried under it.